Interlocutor: So you're a Buddhist now?
Self: Yup.
Interlocutor: But I thought you didn't believe in gods?
Self: Well, Buddhism doesn't have any.
Interlocutor: No, they think the Buddha is a living god!
Self: I'm pretty sure they think he's neither living nor a god.
Interlocutor: Haven't you read his book?
Self: What?
Interlocutor: His book! It has a photo
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