It is ONLY seeable by me. So have fun guessing what it's about.

A Hint you say? Fine: Color Spectrum.

You are not a mind reader
I am not a happiness breeder
I am not happy with you and your disposition isn't either

Should we have invented a meter
to gauge our joy, instead of one for teeth grinders and teethers
I wouldn't be at whitt's end, wth, to my throat, a meat cleaver

The answer isn't suicide
Of course, it never is
But the pain gettin there is a ( Read more... )

Ms Moore,

I respect your decision, as an employer, to not hire me. Using discretion for the company's benefit is not only your prerogative, but also your job. This email may be jumping the gun, and if it is I sincerely apologize, but I feel as if I were wronged during this process.

We set up an appointment for review of my possible ( Read more... )

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Hayden Panettiere is perfect.

I have a lot to be thankful for.
And a lot of thanking to do.
Whenever it will get done, it will get done.

Gottcha' If it's too late, I can't hang because I'm too busy cleaning my grandma's butt pipes and colostomy bags. Sometimes she hits me with them, and laughs as they splat all over my face. When they ooze open on my hair and the carpet, she usually queefs justice.

What I should have done: Raped you.
What I did: Slept and worried.

Definition of a pussy: me.

7 shots and a beer has Sebastian feeling blue.

Life is like that fart you feel coming... It's ensuing- and you don't know if it'll produce feces or just bubble in wet-titude.
You either have to stifle it out of fear, and never know the result, or let go and deal with the reprecussions or the emancipation of an unwanted feeling.

I have a brown stain in my pants.