Fine China

[hskinn]

I solemnly swear I am not making this up:

The China Vagina Collection. Link NSFW. I think. It's kind of a Rorschach-esque take on the female anatomy, but if your boss is looking, I wouldn't press my luck.

Comments

[mjo5oh]

.....WTF

One time I saw a porn called "China Vagina", but what the hell...

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating out". D: D: D:

[sansenmage]

I think they would have better sales if this dinnerware involved boobs...

[moment_of_me]

Personally, I'm holding out until they make matching cock shaped finger bowls.

Na nananananana...

[hskinn]

Sorry, I was distracted by the Obama Katamari there...Shiny!

Wait, what were we discussing? Oh yeah, cock finger bowls...how would that work, do you think? Do you think it would just be a nice head-shaped piece? Or maybe just as painted-on decoration?

Re: Na nananananana...

[moment_of_me]

Isn't the icon wondermus? I found it in some icon journal somewhere!

I think a nice little head shaped finger bowl would be lovely! With nice veining and paisley sperm.

[uberreiniger]

Why look at a vagina on my plate when I can just eat out?

Get it? Get it? Eat out? See what I did there?

OIC

[hskinn]

[hskinn]

We are both hyper sexualized and overly repressed. In other words, we can't stop thinking about it, but we feel really guilty about it, so it's okay, right? Right???

*snerk*