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I wrote a sonnet, but:

it is not in iambic pentameter, yet it has 3 quatrains, and a couplet.

IS IT A SONNET?

She has hands like lava,
enjoys homemade cakes, but no cups of java,
she's got thighs like hydrolic presses,
and an ass resembling mounds, she confesses.

so bad.

:::.... JOHN W. GREGORY,
:::::::....give me some music
:::::::::::....or perish attempting.

I reserve the ability of purging melancoly to sleeping.

Foamy toothbrush lying on its side, on an application, sick with misuse.

I made 212 dollars this weekend, and people at work think im intelligent, especially the guy who got fired from juice blends for being a lecher.

"...for there is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."

I feel lacking. The growth that I believed I was experiencing seems to have faded. I feel stagnated, intellectually. What is the cause of it? I dont read, watch TV, or do much of anything anymore. I need to know where this feeling has come from, what has given me this, this, drought of thought ( Read more... )

eternity, half-price, for a limited time only

Olivia Wisman eats frogs, and toads, and loads, of ramen ( Read more... )

Poor, Black Man: "Since there is no Mari Gras, Williamsberg is going to be so rich , it wont be able to taste that its dying of money. And after I get rich im gonna get me a hummer, cause i dont got a hummer (with tears in his eyes)"

Michelle: "Ok, that's good"

(Then me and her play chinese checkers)