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[huelo]

So, he put up a picture of me looking очень светлая, which prompted me to google tanning salons, and prompted him to serenade me in Russian over the phone.
Oy vey.

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[cislocative]

that is quite a picture of you! *cue wolf whistle*

[huelo]

Thanks, man, you're sweet. I did end up in a tanning bed, for eight minutes, and got burned. That'll teach.