Fuck, it's snowing so bad. Here in Bellingham, the roads are a fucking sheet of ice. Tricia and I went to the store today. It was an adventure. Slip sliding all over the place. I would make snowballs, and huck them at Joey and Tricia, but the snow is too dry and powdery. Plus, I don't have any goddamn gloves. This all reminds me of my family during ( Read more... )

Man, I got WAY too much shit to do lately. I'm gonna be in Spokane soon, and I'm wantin to go to All Freakin Night again this year. I didn't go last year, cuz i was all strung on honky juice. I also have given myself a bunch of shit ta do online, as well. I have this livejournal, myspace, a website, and a page on deviantart. I have gotten way too ( Read more... )

Cabin fever is setting in. I'm glad mutantfest is coming up soon ( Read more... )

Man, smoking crack is fun. I should do it more often

So, I watched The Gingerdead man, tonight. It was Gary Busey playing a homicidal gingerbread man. Some stupid spell plus some jack-ass bleeding into some gingerbread seasoning. And death and hilarity ensue ( Read more... )

Oh, loving this shit ( Read more... )

Oh shit, I dont even know what to write. I haven't updated in awhile ( Read more... )

So, we've been cleaning ALL FUCKING MORNING. Vallory is just sitting on her fat white ass, while I pick up all her fat white shit. I get her back by busting the most evil farts in her direction. Right after she vomits, I call her a homo, and try to set her aflame with my sweet lighter skills. Satan abound, kids ( Read more... )

THANK YOU ALL AND FUCK YOU ALL FOR CARING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!

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