So I had to wait until something radical happened before I could update this shit ( Read more... )

I have made a decision. I've seen lots of stupid kids puttin' song lyrics up as journal updates. Yeah, it's fun to share great lyrics with people, but I feel it would have to be an extra special song for me to do that. After much contemplation, and an amazing conversation with a sweet, sweet lady, here is my favorite song as of this moment ( Read more... )

Ahoy mateys! How be ye? Cap'n Tristan here, takin' ya on an adventure across the muthafuckin' shit. Arrrr, I be havin' a hard time keepin' this up. I be thinkin' that I be needin' to be takin' a different approach to this ( Read more... )

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Which Rock Chick Are You?

THE PICTURE IS GONE. THE IDIOTS SAID I WAS BJORK

Tristan --

[noun]:

A beat poet working the streets

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Dude, Doc showed me this bad-ass new religion, that started online ( Read more... )

You Are Super Spicy


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Hey spiralarm! Remember that one time when we were at Sebastians, and we were lighting off fireworks, and we put a motar in the wrong way down the launcher, not like a little piddly one, but one of those professional huge explodey type ones, and we were standing WAY too close, and as we started to run away, it was all like, * ( Read more... )