Why I, Zacharias Smith, dislike Weasley ( Read more... )

Why I Should Have Been Sorted Elsewhere

A List, Compiled by Zacharias Smith

1. MacMillan and Finch-Fletchey. Most everyone would agree that the two of them are twice as mental as the people locked up in the Spell Damage Ward at St. Mungo's.

2. Obviously the people in this house have forgotten to play Quidditch.

3. Yellow clearly clashes ( Read more... )

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I CAN"T FIND A TORCH. I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE SINK.

SOMEONE PLEASE COME HELP ME I DON"T WANT TO BE STUCK IN THE DARK WITH HIM.

WHAT IN HOLY HELL.

NO, THIS IS NOT COOL, MAN.

Does anyone want to trade rooms? Anyone? I'll pay.

HUFFLEPUFF VICTORY!

370 to 200!

YEAH!

Bum flying, Ravenclaw, old sports.

Nice one, Finchy. You didn't even manage to break my face.

Sorry about that, Justin, old sport! I didn't know that would happen.

I realize that there has been some concern over me. I would like to reassure everyone; I am fine. I just had a bit of trouble making it up from Hogsmeade because of my knees ( Read more... )

Some psychopath greased the tiles beside my full-length mirror, wasting my entire supply of hair gel. Justin says that the top must have unscrewed and then a wind come through the locked windows and smear the substance all over in strategic areas ( Read more... )

I just passed the mirror and was stricken by my incredible reflection.

I thought you should know.