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[hugh_jackman]

I'm on my way to the secret hide-a-way that naomiwatts and I share, prepared with my Astroglide, varied and sundry sex toys and and a strap-on harness for Naomi to wear. She's quite fond of buggering me up the arse whilst wearing chaps and screaming 'Yeehaw, git along li'l doggie

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[d_dematteo]

Naomi Watts has anal sex with you? I'm gonna be dreaming about that for months.

[hugh_jackman]

I'll just let you stew on that in your evil little mind as well.

[d_dematteo]

You're so cruel, Hugh. I hate you a little bit right now.

[hugh_jackman]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, darling.

[torrie_wilson]

I'm sure you've figured out by now that I'm being flip.

mmhmm. I know you are. Lucky I love you so much. Too sick to even sit up without help. Like--yours.

[hugh_jackman]

You. Bed. Now please. Or I could just hoist you over my shoulder and put you there. What a splendid idea, that. I didn't bring Oscar's koala all this ways for you to not lay in bed and cuddle him. Or me, for that matter.

[torrie_wilson]

Was all the cuddling of you and the bear enough to make Ohio not boring?

[hugh_jackman]

Of me especially. I'm also glad I paid up an extra night so that I don't have to have you on an airplane with a stuffy head. Not that you're not the lovliest woman on the planet...but you look and sound like hell, Torrie. I'm afraid that we'll have to stay here and I'll have to nurse you until you're well enough to travel and oh, look. A whirlpool tub in our suite. How convienent.

[naomiwatts]

I'm not in Ohio. God, get it bloody right.

Your place next time. I get 'the list.'

[hugh_jackman]

You're not in Ohio. That is precisely the point. YOU are not in Ohio.

God. What a bloody well boring state Ohio is. Save one hotel room right now.

Right-o. I've got the glow in the dark condoms, the fur lined cuffs and the cheesy porn music in the cd player. You bring the paddles.

List? There is no list.

[naomiwatts]

I KNOW that. That's the POINT. You're coming to see ME. RIGHT?? You're ruining our...thing.

I've been there before. I would know.

Where's the leather? Where's the whip? Where's the body paint? You are so unprepared.

No list??

[hugh_jackman]

I'm coming to see you WRONG. I'm ferrying my sick love home Then I'll sneak off and see you wink wink nudge nudge

Hello!? Those are all YOUR responsibility, you fruit loop. You said everything I got last time was total shite and I was neve to delve into that realm again. Christ. Crucify me some more, why don't you?

For that...there is no list. Just to wind you up a little bit more.

[dani_spencer]

Now stop that! There will be no winding up of Naomi! Or you will have to deal with the both of us!

[hugh_jackman]

That is my only other joy in life, winding Naomi up. What will I do for entertainment without that, hmm?

[dani_spencer]

Well... You do still owe me a lap dance with Russell! You can start working on that!

[hugh_jackman]

Right after filming. And appearances. And more filming. And...puchases.

[eden_espinosa]

Mind if I add you?