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[This journal and its contents are entirely fictitious. I am not and do not claim to be Hugh Jackman. I neither know him or am associated with him in any way. This journal is part of a roleplaying game that comes with a lovely disclaimer that you should read. Civvies are not welcome. Thank you.]

Yar, I suppose that I should bedazzle you kids with my presence again ( Read more... )

Well well, it is my birthday. This could mean sex on the beach, or it could mean pink champagne. Either way really.

Watch this space.

I have this thing where, every time that I drink pink champagne I take a head-frist plunge down multiple sets of concrete stairs.

Naomi Watts: Where are you?

Britney Spears: Have you named your child yet?

JRM: I fail to understand if The Last Unicorn is animated or not. I mean...

You know, I might just be as shocked and appalled as you are right now. I really did want to asterisks this for you, for much added emphasis so that you might note the sarcasm frothing from my mouth, but lo, that would just be wrong. So instead you'll get an obscenely long novella sometime around August 30. But come on, I already told you that he ( Read more... )

Well well, what in the blue hell do we have here? Just because I've somewhat vanished into the pale blue yonder does not mean that you sons of bitches have permission to do the same. Ke-rist! I'm fretting about half of you, really. Fernanda, Naomi, Britney...others ( Read more... )

Dear Fernanda Tavares,

I cordially lay claim to testicle weevils, they are mine. MINE. Not that I have ever had them or anything obscene like that.

Yours truly,
Hugh Jackman
Tony Award Winning Actor of the Quasi-Homosexual Persuasion.

( You knew this was coming. I just can't take this anymore. )

"Naomi Watts spends 4 000 USD on swing dancin' skirt, only to be interrupted by a mysterious 4am phonecall ( Read more... )

Fat Tony: You really have no idea how many people's heart palpitations came to an abrupt halt when Billy came out on stage instead of me. Seriously, people believed that I had been replaced at the last second due to death and many other tall-tales that rippled through the audience and straight out of the front door while I left you all in various ( Read more... )