you will keep your Bond, or I will have my pound of flesh

[hugh_jackman]

You know, I might just be as shocked and appalled as you are right now. I really did want to asterisks this for you, for much added emphasis so that you might note the sarcasm frothing from my mouth, but lo, that would just be wrong. So instead you'll get an obscenely long novella sometime around August 30. But come on, I already told you that he

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[britney_spears]

Haha it's August 30th now. Where is that novella?

[hugh_jackman]

I had to hand write it first, plus I procrastinate a lot.