The Bracket-Shizzle still stands, suckers.

[hugh_jackman]

Dear Fernanda Tavares,

I cordially lay claim to testicle weevils, they are mine. MINE. Not that I have ever had them or anything obscene like that.

Yours truly,
Hugh Jackman
Tony Award Winning Actor of the Quasi-Homosexual Persuasion.

Comments

[f_tavares]

I gave Cillian Murphy rickets.

[hugh_jackman]

Ungh, why did I even post this? Dear God. You have given me finger herpes and for that I can never forgive you.

AIM does not work, call me. And update your fucking journal while you're at it.

[f_tavares]

I asked myself the same question. I'm so sorry.

I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR NUMBER, and god dammit I must speak to you, make a private post for me.

[hugh_jackman]

Hahaha. You bitch, I will make you a post in the beast, but we have limited time here.