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[hugitoutbiatch]

All of you shut the fuck up.

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[passionforshoes]

I hope you come with Caller ID.

[hugitoutbiatch]

I'm a fucking rotary. Amish people have better phones than this.

[passionforshoes]

Now, now. Just because we can't text on you doesn't mean you're useless.

Actually, yes it does.

[hugitoutbiatch]

I can still do great phone sex, although don't think you're ever getting the benefit.

[bitingnightmare]

I'm going to dial 411.

[hugitoutbiatch]

Hahaha. How about we call your mom at 1-900-spred4u?

[bitingnightmare]

You let me know if that works, I never met the woman.

[hugitoutbiatch]

Let me cry silver tears for you orphan Annie.

Oh wait, I can't. Because I'm a fucking phone.

[playstheblues]

I think this is the definition of irony.

[hugitoutbiatch]

No, this is the definition of shit.

[playstheblues]

You know you're smiling?

[hugitoutbiatch]

I can't fucking stop. It's painted on for Christ's sake.