"The Return of the King stages the final showdown in which the forces of good defend the citadel Minas Tirith against the evil hordes amassed by fiery eye-in-the-sky Sauron; meanwhile, plucky hobbit Frodo (Elijah Wood) ventures into the dark mountains to destroy the baleful Ring. This time, mercifully, Jackson mostly loses those time-wasting elves ( Read more... )

I know there is this thing where these big beefy blokes in spandex (!) run up and down a paddock, chasing a pig skin-covered ball, conical on both ends, ovocular in the middle. It's brown ( Read more... )

I swear I hate these things. My infernal computer - a gift direct from Satan, no doubt - got a VIRUS. It ate up very important emails and very bad starts to scripts (which is probably a good thing in retrospect). Apparently, it's a happy little social virus that thought it all in good fun to share my credit cards with the world. In the last 48 ( Read more... )