it's a pile of wank isn't it!! that blonde lass who keeps whingein about her suitcase is a stupid get. if she threatened tome that she'd leave the show (if i was a housemante), i'd say ...
sorry i have been away. i had a mole removed from the end of my penis, as it was constantly cursing me in swahili.
or - i have been really busy settling into my new job with carphone warehouse, and playing football two nights a week, and developing a fetish for country music. but i still love each and every one of you. especially the children...