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i finally have a real family!
my treatdad and treatmom are officially engaged!

hooray!

does that mean that cat is my sister legally?

treatlady came home yesterday and was all into mommypuppytime where she says boogeryouwantmommypuppytime? and then we jump on the big bed or what i call my "daybed" but then she was like "did you clean the cat box" and im like "no. i ate kitty krispie treats" and shes all like "im calling treatdad and telling him you cleaned the litter box." im all ( Read more... )

my very perfect sister is so talented and amazing. im so stupid and a dumb dog that doesnt know how to poop in a box. im so dumb and i have a big head with no brain. my treat mom and dad like my sister kitten so much more than me because im adopted and she is the real kid. i need people to tie ropes on my collar because i dont know how to walk ( Read more... )

just a reminder. please be careful about what salts you put after shovelling. the salts really really hurt my paws a lot. i super dont like them. and my treatlady makes me wear super lame boots. i mean, they are red but seriously. be careful! please ( Read more... )

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I CAUGHT A SQUIRREL!!! I CAUGHT A SQUIRREL WITH MY TEETHS. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. and then it got away. treatlady said "good job butter!" the squirrel was sitting on steps being what treatlady said was "lounging" cause it was "sunday" and squirrels "dont got shit to do." and he didnt see me cause i was crouch-ed downed and made my ears flat. i stop ( Read more... )

excuse me! can someone get me this? treatlady says that i have to take care of it and i tell her that ill watch him all the time but she doesnt trust me. she says i have to feed it, which doesnt mean that i eat it.