treatlady asked me if i was a porn star in my last life. she thinks that i do sexy poses when i lay on my back. treatlady asks me a lot of questions. my least favorite question is "what are you thinking punkintine?" i hate being called punkintine. thats what im thinking. but what im really thinking is "you know that 'YUCK! NO!' puddle i was ( Read more... )

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treat lady hates me. this is worse than when she smoked the stuff that smells like stunks and put me in what she said was "man panties".

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'sup doodooers? its colder than a kitty's titty, did i say that right? there is this stuff called i'smelt that hurts puppies. it burns our paws so stop using it, cause treatlady makes me wear those gay boots when it snows and those are the sucks. last night when treatlady was leaving to get "drinks" she said "dont worry booger, treatlady is going ( Read more... )

i like turkey. in other news treat lady just called me from the office. well she didnt really call me but i have communication with her. i like turkey. so anyway. i like to make my treat lady feel guilty when she doesnt stay home from work. i like to roll in dead things. my gramma stoled me from my house on that day that i pulled the turkey off the ( Read more... )

dudes. sorry about losing that ballgame and shit but i really cant feel all that bad for you cause i lost my ball game a while ago. whassup? i have scabs. treatlady keeps being like "pee pee i missed you come up here to the bed." and so i get up there and shes all like "surprise pee pee i have tweezers." and i mean, its enough that she thinks that ( Read more... )

my treat lady took me on an avventure today. she kept saying "booger you wanna go'n avventure?" and other treat people know that "you wanna..." followed by anything makes me pant or get red rocket. i just panted. treat lady gets umcomtoble when i get red rocket she says "booger put that rocket in your pocket." guess only the real bitches can handle ( Read more... )

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i just found a street snack. i picked it up in my mouth and treatlady yelled "drop that dirty weiner right now HUGOTHEROMANTIC!!! no dirty street sausage!" i dropped it. man. treatlady can be a real bitch sometimes..and not the kind of bitch with 8 titties.
pussy of the day

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