treatlady said that getting me to pose for these was harder than getting trashy appalachian babies to pose at the walmart picture corner.

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no for serious. i smell the best ive ever smelled and treatlady cant wash it off. i took FIVE baths this weekend. i saw this squirrel. it was a pretty one and it was big. it had stripes. and i walked up and it was like "growl" and i was like bark bark. "whassup duder?" he didnt run. treatlady was all like, "booger shhhhh." and then she let me stay ( Read more... )

you have no idea how exciting it is to see a balloon trapped under a car. none. i fell on my butt. nothing much else is going on except that its REALLY FUCKING HOT. i like to lay on my back and have the fan hit my weiner. some days im so hot i cant even complete my butt licking mission. this little bitch cooper came over to meet treatlady and me ( Read more... )

wiggs. i just met a SKUNK! it was NOT a kitty! it was not a SQUIRREL! my treatlady was like. uh-uh. we ran. treatlady cant even breathe.

wigghas. my bitch wife is coming to town. im licking the grey bagel all week. 'sup. you know you jealous. i have to go lick my weiner clean to greet my woman. i hope she farts a lot. holla'.
pussy of the of the day
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dudes. its hot. im eating ice cubes right now. mmmm. i ilke to chew on it for a few seconds and then slurp it out on the floor push it with my nose and pretend that its moving and then eat it again. i chew it wicked loud. treatlady keeps saying the word bath. i attack the ice. someone come get me im dying.
pussy of the day

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alright duders. so. i have to "stay off the grass." its like im bulimic or something. but i love grass. i love grass i love to eat grass, pee on grass and barf grass. i could eat grass all day. but treatlady gets scared when i barf more than once a day. she left me at grammas house the other night. gramma likes to give me snacks. when treatlady ( Read more... )

thanks so much for the belly wishes wiggahs. my mom says that i might be sick cause i lick cheesy tins and i like to roll in dead things at the park. dont tell her but i called the vets and they said that i needed cheese, squirrels and A LOT of pigs ears. send me packages and write "HUGOS MEDICINE DONT TOUCH" so she wont open. its illegal for her ( Read more... )

whass up fools? its wet out. which means im not allowed to get up on the couch after i go outside. i like to dig holes and then run back and forth. in the may has been a pretty spacktaculat month. ive seen a raccoon and a possum. there is also a kitty that yows at me from the upstairs window. i like to howl now without the sirens. cause im bored. ( Read more... )

doods. treatlady keeps calling me fartastic. i think its cause i ate salmon cream cheese and it makes my bum make those wet noises. sometimes its more like the loudness of a door slamming but thats when i eat cheddar i think. treatlady calls me the dairy king. yesterday she made broccoli with cheddar cheese and i ate it. ilike broccoli when it has ( Read more... )