dude. so much better than a squirrel!!!!!!!!!!

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i like edamame like a fat kid likes cake. i like fat kids too. they have snacks on thier faces cause they like cake. i hate the rain. it means that i get drizzles in my nose and makes me sneeze. treatlady says she isnt sure if its propriate to bless me when i sneeze. i like edamame cause its salty. yo'd think that since treatlady is here all the ( Read more... )

sniffing pee is like winetasting. in case you were interested ( Read more... )

just some pics ill post laters dOOds.
this is what i look like when i wake up and get ready to go on my walk.

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what the fuck is up? ive been busy wiggahs. you know. cold chillin. my treatlady has been all up in my bidness for like two weeks now. shes all like "booger wanna go on a walk. booger whatcha doin booger. you sleeping booger." im all like. dude. this is what i do when you are out like you normally were. i nap. she asked the guy with the hair that ( Read more... )

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pussy of the day


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yo. what the fuck is up? i got my bed back i got my bed back. all the treat people in the house keep moving the dog beds all over the house. the new treat lady lisa....she smokes things out of a big pipe. only i doesn't smell like what momma treatlady smokes. it smells like an animal i would like to roll in. anyway my treat lady gave skunklady the ( Read more... )

whass up wangstahs ( Read more... )

wiggahs. i got a job. my allowance isnt nearly enough. so now i can buy all the slimjims i want and not just when treat lady goes to the store to buy makers. treat lady is wicked sick and sounds like a gremlin when she sleeps now. this morning she gave me the wet food stuff (yum!) and then i got on the couch and started to lick my weiner and i ( Read more... )