[sounds of squishing and the occasional /whack/ as Gino bats around the tomatoes that somehow got into his room.]

Tomatoes, haah? Why couldn't it have been something that actually tastes good? ...And is less messy? Good thing I don't have room mates or they'd probably be making me-- AGHLLRH--!

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Excuse me! I'm looking for someone named Mao. I just have a few things to ask, nothing serious. Okay? Thanks!

( Screened to Mao, but ridiculously hackable. )

Whoa-- okay, wait... wait... I think I got it-- here! Hello? Testingtestingtesting~ one, two, three? Test-test!

Alrighty, I think it works. Ha! Awesome. [Throat clearing]
Hello, everyone! This is Gino Weinberg speaking! I guess I'm here to help you all with your troubles now, so let's be friends, okay? Ah-- hold on--

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