So, since I last updated the following things have happened to me (though not necessarily in cronological order):

*I got wasted with the neighbor boy and we played with his pet python snake (Stop giggling! I know what the fuck you're thinking and you're way the fuck off! It was a real snake! Not some double entendre for anything sexual. Danny ( Read more... )

     Christ on a cracker (or is Christ the cracker?)! I don't want to work! And it's a damn shame too because I've got four jobs lined up that could earn me maybe two grand which is enough to make six car payments and one insurance payment or it would be enough to buy a vespa just for fuck's sake or it would be quite a few two for ten tee-shirts. ( Read more... )

     So it's been an interesting eleven days since I last updated to say the least. I owe Ed a train set and on a rather upbeat note I finally know what will make my life complete. A combination ice cream truck-ambulance that I could drive while Samuel L. Jackson and Paul Konerko fought for my attentions in the back. Yeeeaaaah, that'd be sweet.  ( Read more... )

     First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. *Siiiiiigh* Tyler Durden, why oh why didn't we go to prom together? Anyway, Angela and I were cruising the mall Friday evening and happened across Fight Club in the 7.99 bin at our F.Y.E. We bought every copy they had. ( Read more... )

     Okay this one will be alot of fun children. Will it hurt?, you ask. Well, answers I, only if god hates you. Haha, just kidding. So, I graduated. Don't look any different, don't feel any different, don't smell any different...gee it's kinda just like going out with a fizzle and not a bang. The ceremony was a hellish experience. I've never been ( Read more... )

     ...And everyone is always asking me if I know Ken Clarkson *rolls eyes*. Well I've had an interesting week to say the least. And if I were going to say the most I'll just tell you flat out it was drop-dead wretched. But I won't get into it. If you're close enough to me, you know all what was wrong. I'm just not in the mood to type it. Whenever ( Read more... )

     My last day of school was yesterday. In the weeks that follow there will be parties, signing yearbooks of people I'll never remember, all the usual bullshit "good luck next year"s and the "I'll miss you"s, I will curl my hair, wear fancy clothes, and eat catering. In the weeks that follow I will make phonecalls to friends who will not care and ( Read more... )

     So I was walking on my driveway right? And I noticed the body of a dead skunk. Instantly repulsed I started walking backwards (as I have a very long driveway) towards MoFo. The passenger's door is open so I sit in the passengers seat for a second and stare down my driveway at the dead skunk. Suddenly a grizzly appears on my driveway, sniffs ( Read more... )

     Okay, okay, okay,...okay. I know I promised a post about prom...but well if you really want to know...just ask. It'll be a million times better to hear me rant in person than to read me rant on lj. So let me just tell you about Friday night and some other jazz that's been happening here in good ol' P-Ville.

After what the whole crew ( Read more... )

     Hey out there, big wide world...can anyone tell me how to make a potato stamp? Five potatoes later I still can't do it. Oh and just so you know if you happen to be looking for me tomorrow I'll be selling book marks...yeah.

This is just a quick little update because I thought this would be fun. Okay we're gonna play a game called "Guess the ( Read more... )