Ok, so I actually have ears, as most of you who have seen me recently can attest to...

But I have no ear for music - IE I can't listen to a song and figure it out.

Basically, I'm annoyed, it's been over a month since the new Cannibal Corpse album has come out, and there are two songs I was hoping to see the sheet music for:

A Cauldron of Hate

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...then I just gained about 95 pounds eating the most flavorful meal in history.


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Finally got my guitar ( Read more... )

I'm bored so here is some crap I've been thinking about lately.

Behbeh brainwash

If you're like me, you're really sick and tired of hearing about the octuplet lady.  First the media can't shut up about the fact that 8 babies are born.  Then her grandma calls her an idiot.  Now people are finally wondering how a single mom with no job can afford to ( Read more... )

Guitar hell

So I'm shopping hardcore for a guitar again, and I'm learning that shopping for a decent guitar on a budget really sucks ass. There are basically 2 things I want:

Flat bridge
V shape

What's a flat bridge? Your pick hand plays by the bridge. Most bridges are arced, aka the strings go up over the bridge, then angle downward to the nuts at ( Read more... )

There are several ways you can get me on your side in the playoffs. The easiest of which is to be the Redskins, then I root for you no matter what ( Read more... )

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

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Work is slow, I'm bored, here's what's running through my mind. I'm warning you in advance, it's pretty much all stupid ( Read more... )

Cannibal Corpse has a new album coming out and they just recently announced all of the songs on it. So for your entertainment, here are the titles ( Read more... )

So generally speaking if I can't spend a holiday (namely Thanksgiving and Christmas) with my family it usually sucks ( Read more... )