i have to admit this IS funny, but when you realize how it is made, the person who made it should probably be strung up by a tree. once again, make sure you can hear.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kittycatdance.wmv

holy fuck is this funny, but only if you can hear it.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/grapefall.html

shit, i'm like totally writing dialogue like this guy cellar_door...except not as funny....who the fuck do i think am?...yipee pipee

people are interesting...people are especially interesting if you can imagine yourself as impenetrable and them as an open book....most people are open books, myself included....but at least i know that i'm being watched....does psychology and all of its "analytical" uses really matter if its subjects are aware of themselves?...if you added up all ( Read more... )

i am born ( Read more... )

if you are reading this, you are a shit-assed ignorant mongoloid ( Read more... )

wow writing is so liberating....it's like bringing out the part of me that i hate and am scared of!!!.....yayyyy!!!!....i am a complex individual!!! yayyy!!!!! i avoid coming to terms with some of my own beliefs and ideas because they always involve violence, yayyy!!!!! this proves i am crazy, yayyy!!!!....i'm not sure how much longer i can get ( Read more... )

josh has a problem....i sincerely feel that people who have no respect for others' feelings have no right to exist or live life and in a just world should be exterminated to make room for people who don't just take up space in this world....and it makes perfect sense to me, but if i ever lost it and killed someone like that, my defense would SUCK

i heard the story of a woman being attacked....she said, "after the stun gun and the kick in the stomach, i knew i was being attacked....i would rather die than be raped....my survival instinct kicked in and i realized that i would not let myself die like this...it was not possible ( Read more... )

something

happy paul?