I dreamt that I was on a date with Zach Efron. I asked him if he had seen the original 1988 version of Hairpsray. He called it stupid, so I drowned him in a swimming pool!!!

Oh wait I read all my friends LJ entries about new years and felt like a total debbie downer negative nancy terse tracy for writing my bummer one. I apologize for that, and promise that 2009 will be the most confetti filled year EVER. Also, prepare yourself for the the next step in party terrorism: PUTTING PEOPLE IN GIANT BUBBLES ( Read more... )

Things i've already packed for portland:


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OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG

I JUST BOOKED A PLANE TICKET AND I'M OFFICIALLY GOING TO PORTLAND AND SEATTLE FOR NEW YEARS.

ANDREW: TAKE ME ON A DATE WHEN I GET THERE.

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California's proposition 2 also passed, meaning that the currently standing gay marriages in California are now worth less than the rights of a caged chicken ( Read more... )

I'M HAPPY THAT BY RE-BANNING GAY MARRIAGE IN CALIFORNIA, BREEDERS EVERYWHERE WILL RETAIN THEIR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO GET DRUNK OFF OF THEIR ASSES, STUMBLE BLINDLY TO THE NEAREST QUICKIE MARRIAGE SHACK IN LAS VEGAS WITH THE HOOKER THEY PICKED UP MERE HOURS EARLIER, MARRY HER AND DIVORCE HER ASS WHEN THEY SOBER UP THE NEXT MORNING. THIS IS THE BEAUTY OF ( Read more... )

The only way I can describe how this feels is "the exact opposite of how it felt four years ago." I'm crying again, but this time it's tears of joy. I was alive to witness history happening right before my fucking eyes.

I guess I'm more relieved than anything. Here's to hoping it's all real.

The only thing that matters in my life is confetti.

This may be coming a little too late, but I wanted to talk about something I've been hearing a lot about that really feels like sandpaper being rubbed on a dick to me: "small town values ( Read more... )