"Today I flew around gathering the shit out of some pollen. I tell ya, we’re gonna be dick deep in some motherfuckin honey this year. But no matter how hard I work, it’s never enough for the queen. I don’t know where she gets off. She doesn’t even have wings or a stinger like other queens, she’s just some matronly black chick. And she’s always ( Read more... )

EDIT: You apparently can't embed videos on LJ anymore.
I know what you're asking yourself.

"Wow. Couldn't he just as easily have removed this entry upon realizing that?"

No.

Embedding!

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Real talk for a second,

There were three bands that really influenced Jon and I to form 16yards 2 years ago. And this weekend we're playing second bill to one of those bands. I'm actually really happy. I'm looking forward to it.

It's in Pinole.

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A coked out slut with a mouth full of dick
Get the fuck out of my face
I don't think so, bitch.

That's apparently about a small town girl, a city boy and a mysterious train who's destination--while not alluded to, is believed to be rock n' roll.

I feel that over the last couple of months you and I have grown increasingly distant. We don't talk as much anymore, and when we do it's more of a quick witticism rather than talking to you about my problems.

I'm talking--of course, to my livejournal.

I don't need to write in here very much anymore because I sit at my little station at work and ( Read more... )

Livejournal ftw.

Every single holiday: a dick in a box.

    For some reason I feel like I need to choose between music (like "composing" and playing in band[s]) and filmmaking. I don't know why, but it doesn't seem like I could do both. On the other hand, I know that I could balance them fairly well. I don't know, just a thought. I don't know which direction I'd rather go right now. I mean, I know as a ( Read more... )