when i get you into my pit of snakes then you will see my true power....

[human_taxidermy]

yeah.
fucking head hurts.
thank god i am protected by the ejaculation of serpents.
fuck.

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[senjo]

uh, yea, the serpents called. they've found someone else.

they say it's not you, it's them. they just weren't ready for that big of a commitment yet.

[human_taxidermy]

thank god i still have those three badgers ratchet-strapped to the vaseline barrel out back. they'll never leave me. they love me. remember kids: true love sometimes requires ratchet straps and if yer doing it right, a football helmet, and yes, well... eventually penicillin. i am large and pointing. what the fuck?