"there's no prettier site that looking back on a town you left behind....."

goats and balloon wine and all your women

I retired on October 17th, 2008. Some will say I was laid off, but some are fools. Typing slow. My hands are cold. Riding in the cold to go dumpster Trader Joe's because I wanted meat, I'm broke and a bad shoplifter. Plus I have an iron stomach. Dumpsters tenderize. yeah. no meat. just a bunch of toilet paper (weird...) and organic corn chips. bah ( Read more... )

the majority of the time i spend masterbating (which is the majority of my time), I am thinking of this woman.

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you know where that is? that's right! JAPAN!
got my Cat Stevens, my comics, and i'll pick up a bottle of wine on the way.
i'll put up pix of my new ride soon as i got a minute (which i'm usually a few seconds shy of).

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Lost phone. I believe it's on it's way down to San Mateo. Or a goose ate it. Or a semi ran over it. Either way, I do not have yer phone # (who ever you are!). I am putting together an intricate system of strings and cans, but that will not be up and running until at least the weekend (or as soon as the medication kicks in, whichever comes first ( Read more... )

Go read Doktor Sleepless.
(note: that isn't supposed to be a link to the comic.)
or at very least, go do something interesting.

i woke up this morning where i didn't expect to wake up ( Read more... )

ME: "I am right."

OTHERS: "About what?"

ME: "Yes."