"Machiavelli’s The Little Prince" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery’s classic children’s tale as presented by Machiavelli. The whimsy of human nature is embodied in many delightful and intriguing characters, all of whom are executed.
"The Exorstentialist" - Camus psychological thriller about a priest who casts out a demon by convincing it that there’s ( Read more... )

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yeah.
fucking head hurts.
thank god i am protected by the ejaculation of serpents.
fuck.

• Everything falls faster than an anvil (so that the evil character can hit the ground first and then be crushed, but not killed, by the anvil).

• Anvils are readily available.

• Anvils have mass but not much weight, so that they are very hard to push around, but it is possible to jump out of a plane with an anvil instead of a parachute and not notice ( Read more... )

I feel like a Care Bear crapped a rainbow in my mouth!
I will leave it to you to decide wether that is a good or bad thing.
Please get back to me, though.
I'm not really sure about anything anymore.
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

....that I am a thrust-ship.
Remember.
This information could save your life.
There is no oxygen, now or later.
We are all going down.
Say cheese.

holy terror would be one way to put it ( Read more... )

So, if one were to dig a hole, do a headstand in it, and proclaim that they were wearing the world as a crown; who could argue?

x-mas eve.
elves and shit.
tuberculosis kicking in with a vengence. (helps keep me svelte)
2 years plus since i left the lone star state.
it's hard to find lone star beer here. (probably okay)
quit my job yesterday in most excellent american beauty style.
(short of the pedophilia and extortion... i'm saving that for x-mas day.)
my job payed more then ( Read more... )