Yer lucky, Jules. . .You get the bees. . .just be glad you won't die by. . .
I will mauled by a mob of midgets.


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I am reminded of yet more quotes from The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, which I will share with you. Hopefully, I might have something original to share with the world. . .at a later date ( Read more... )

I just thought I would share this with anyone who is interested. . .this is a book by Christopher Moore entitled, obviously, "The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove." Everyone should read it. NOW!! But, failing that, I will just read to y'all some passages that sparked my interest, got my goat, or otherwise titilated me ( Read more... )

Smoke and Mirrors, Shadows and Dreams - 02/12/03 - 02/12/03 ( Read more... )

As I drove home from dancing my fool head off, so to speak, I heard this on the radio, and decided I must share.

"If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other guy enjoys it?"

I laughed so hard that. . .well. . .umm. . .I laughed really hard.


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Here you all go, whether you like it or not. I was planning on writing a generic disclaimer, but I don't wanna. I'm wrestling between extremes of anger, concern, and apathy, all of which don't play well with others. So here you go ( Read more... )

Oh, shit.

P.s.: Look to the ungodly talent of the one and only Tom Robbins for that elongated quote.

Ok, now I'm gonna go do something that can draw me away from reality a while.

Hello all. Haven't been here in a while. . .haven't really felt any reason to. I could quote a number of projects and ailments that have kept me away, but all that it really comes down to is that I haven't felt like it. Haven't even read posts in many a day ( Read more... )