( FUCK DAVID CARUSO! )

you know what i really hate? those damn milk commercials with those "famous" people singing about their moms' titties giving them milk. aaron neville really creeps me out. fo' sheezie.

yeah i took "who's your inner gay man" and as NO surprise whatsoever, got the man, mr. e-l-t-o-n j-to-the-ohn.

yeeeeeah.


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Alright...How is everyone feeling? I am good. I am just chilling like a mofo. Just got home from school. I rand like ayn. it was not even funny. Straight out and into my automobile. Beat the traffic. Yes. Denise pisses me off. In fact, anyone who talks smack about the piggy is a goddamn hippy and i will see to it that they get theirs. denise, ( Read more... )

( quiz results )

Anarchy in the UK. What the fuck is that? What good does that do to those of us in Utah, America.. theres the sex pistols thing right.. they were from england, they were brittish.. that's what they did.. they were allowed to go on about anarchy in the uk.. you don't live your life by LYRICS.. I mean that's all you ever heard from these trendy fucks ( Read more... )

( a year in review by dave barry )

i just watched a delightful stage production called "the women" with miranda from sex in the city and that funny lady from the salon in legally blonde. oh and rue mclanahan. hee hee hee.
yeah so i will write a really substantial entry about someone who is pissing me off in a little while. i want to take a sweet survey right now.
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( steve, i can't get my truck to work. )

my mom is making fun of AIDS patients. my cousin said it is a good idea to abuse them, "kick them when they're down!" my mom remarked that they are easy victims and laughed.
wow i have a great family.

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