... Looks like he really is gone. Luck just doesn't seem to want to turn in my favor for long, huh?

[a bitter chuckle]

[Zelos is on the move! He's actually striding through the village, but the crow is recording everything he's muttering to himself]

I can't believe this. Leave the kid out of your sight for more than two minutes and he disappears again. I'm gonna tie him down in the backyard next time.

Lloyd! Come on, bud. Aren't you a little old for hide-and-

[footsteps. The crow is watching Zelos as he walks across the kitchen, oblivious to oncoming danger. Then, suddenly-]

UAAARGH!

[smash! It's followed by a string of fluent curse words]

What the hell?! My limbs! Oww... That really hurts. Fuck.... Lloyd?! Anyone? Help me! ... I can't believe I'm saying one of the most clichéd lines ever, but... I' ( Read more... )

[and here we have Zelos, tiptoe-ing through his cabin. Now that the effects of the violet flowers have worn off, he's extremely cautious about approaching Lloyd. After making sure Colette isn't around, he wanders over to the kid's bedroom and knocks]

... Lloyd?

[[OOC: I think Colette was going to stay with Zelos and Lloyd, but I can't find it on ( Read more... )

I still haven't had any luck finding Lloyd. How about you, Kratos?

( [Private // 95% unhackable] )

So, according to that Zack guy's list, this place is filled with all sorts of hunnies! Which is why I'm offering you, the female inhabitants of Sheol, to make your acquaintance with the great Zelos Wilder himself! Simply reply to this message with your name, age and hobbies. It's a one-time offer you can't afford to miss!~

[a hollow, somewhat tired chuckle]

Well, what do you know? You'd think, after seven times, it'd start getting old. And it's not as impressive as I remember it to be. But it's still an interesting sight either way.

... That red snow.

Ngh… Damn, why am I-

[pause]

… Huh. Unfamiliar forest, check. Thick black collar, check. Creepy bird, check. What a wonderful nightmare this is turning out to be. All that’s missing now is a demonic violent banshee. So not cool.

[another short pause]

OW! And pinching isn’t helping either. My beautiful cheek! ... Is this for real?