no, no. it's cool because the next time i emerge from my lair, people will have stopped talking about what color prada socks paris hilton got for her dog. and maybe those cool microwaves from back to the future that make the tiny pizza into a big pizza in 2 seconds will be in use ( Read more... )

tired.


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dane is really really hot and i get to have him. oh man. life is good.

it's just a harmless vessicle of motley chemicals forced together in the murkey waters of a bathtub in a genric apartment. they are isolated, fused, packaged, and moved around until they no longer resemble their former selves or serve the same purpose. dyed, broken up by razor blades, pushed back together by platnium visa cards. their final ( Read more... )

i've dated sooo many guys, yet i can't remember a time when i actually went out on a real -date-. buuuut ( Read more... )

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WEAR ALYSSA.

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i just want to know when i'm going to stop being a failure. they really should study me in my natural habitat of the lab, gnawing on the cheese of my fucking FELLOW LAB RATS BECAUSE I CANT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO LEARN FROM PRIOR MISTAKES ( Read more... )