My sass is at an all-time high right now ( Read more... )

At present, my stomach is unfortunately reacting harshly to an outrageous amount of hot chocolate ( Read more... )

She's making potpourri ( Read more... )

I walked around for a day and a half talking and thinking but full well knowing, MY TEETH HURT MY TEETH HURT MY TEETH HURT ( Read more... )

I am short but I can dance like Uma Thurman.

This is what I wear to swing:


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Today I played some of the best chess of my life with a man who washes his hair with a bar of soap, the same thing he washes his "butt and nuts" (Ron) with.

My aunt is here again, doesn't this house have LOCKS and/or people who dislike her as much as I do and put these locks to use ( Read more... )

Here are pictures of my new pony:

http://www.geocities.com/kidswilldie/Picture85.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/kidswilldie/Picture86.jpg

I love my new pony.

Mildly comprehensive list of things that need to happen by 2004 ( Read more... )

When are they going to make a sequel for the 1985 hit REAL GENIUS starring Mister Val Kilmer!?


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