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[hurley_liz]

I have a voracious appetite for life, I’m never satisfied with what’s on my plate and I always find room for more. I’ve been too busy with keeping my face in the tabloids, inserting myself in Elton’s honeymoon, and slagging off Hugh’s media girlfriend to write an update. I’d ask for a pass on the past few months but you’re either with me or against

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[sabullock]

I'll help you slag off Hugh's media girlfriend, any time you like. You might make the cutest farmer ever. Tell me you wear overalls and carry a pitch fork.

[hurley_liz]

The petulant woman needs to learn her place in the hierarchy, she's somewhere after number ten as far as I'm concerned. I'm was aiming for 'sexy in the haystack' but I won't complain if I get a cute or two. Denim isn't a fabric I can do but I've got a silk pair of overalls on order from India that should arrive soon. Oh, Sandra, I don't go anywhere without my pitchfork and devil horns; farm or not, I'm always holding my pitchfork.

[sabullock]

Definitely after ten, maybe even after fifteen if we're going to get daring. I get no 'sexy's, only 'cute's, and throw them around out of habit. Silk overalls? I'll need some photo verification on that. That sounds too awesome. Ha, that's what I like to hear.

[grant_h]

1) Honestly, love. You really have to stop all this nonsense with Jemima Khan. It does upset her so. Though for what it's worth i've no idea why she's still insisting on trailing me around, it seems she's debatably too young, and certainly too attractive

[hurley_liz]

My public blathering about her keeps her life interesting and I can't imagine any young, attractive girls giving up the chance to follow you around

[mcconaughey]

I'm something like you, only I switch things around a bit. I never bite off more than I can chew, but I get bored with things pretty regularly and I start doing things differently. I think you and I are probably just ADD.

There's nothing wrong with labor, you know. I could teach you how to drive a tractor.

[hurley_liz]

I have a low tolerance for boredom and it very well may be a side effect of an extreme case of ADD.

If you were the tractor driving teacher I would definitely consider getting my boots muddy.

[gwynethpaltrow]

I for one am very disappointed to hear that there will be no elephant wedding.

[hurley_liz]

I might ride elephants for fun but if I am pregnant I don't want to cause confusion at my wedding by looking like one in my caftan.