"To be vain you have to bear pain"

[hurley_liz]

Blame my lack of updating on morning sickness. Not that I’m pregnant, I’m just too sick of trying to write in the morning and then I lose interest by the time afternoon rolls around. Maybe I need to cajole Hugh into updating for me since he did such a lovely job for Portia (minus the typos!) and he knows more of my secrets than anyone has a right

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Pretend i didn't make yet another typo posting this the first time round.

[grant_h]

Speaking of typos *litre, Elizabeth Hurley, litre! Yours would be my favourite journal to update. I would just gush about my own brilliance at length and i've no doubt i could make everyone believe it was you.

On another note, you are a mother. Please put some clothes on! Not that i am really complaining...that much. I will nudge you always.

I was testing your attention to details

[hurley_liz]

Haha, auto spell check will be the death of me. I'll give you my password right after I cut off my fingers. You are brilliant and I should do a series of posts about your absolute fabulousness.

I am a fantastic mother and that's the reason I'm showing it off. Why does that milk advert give the impression that I just let Damian wander off whilst I sunbathed seductively and drank milk? I love the nudges and I'd give you one if you weren't so productive.

[grant_h]

You absolutely should but we both know you won't. You can't even keep us up to date with your own life let alone start the mammoth task of talking about my obviously very busy and imporant existance. Although, should you insist, feel free to gush anytime.

I would never dare suggest you were anything but a wonderful mother, my love. Consider that simply as me checking up on the health and safety of my godson in the most politest of ways. One day i might even hit 1 week just to be nudged by you.

[hurley_liz]

Maybe I'll down a pint too many this weekend and scribble it on the restroom wall. "For a good update use this password ******". My god man, have you any idea the amount of time I spend in the fields and the barn these days? It's a difficult and busy life being a model-spokeswoman-presenter-farmer-mum-business woman-charity board member-slagger of Hugh's faux public girlfriend, etc.

I should encourage you to provide him with a playmate so he will stop asking me to make another baby. I will keep an eye out for the opportunity.

[sabullock]

Ha, that "clean up" picture is so dirty. Stop touching yourself, woman!

[hurley_liz]

I look as if I need to be reported to the public health and safety board. Haha, someone has to do it!

[sabullock]

So long as it's you and not me. Hugh does enough for my image.

[grant_h]

Sandra wanted me to show you this!

Also please come back because I really need to talk to you about your 26 page interview in Hello magazine and enquire as to why my name was only mentioned 15 times. Not, of course, that I counted or anything.

[james_purefoy]

added dear

[gwynethpaltrow]

Nudge, nudge.