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[hurley_liz]

I just want to be on top of Gwyneth and take this chance to curse Hugh for making me love him so much that I can never marry anyone else. This place is an evil cesspool that has polluted my veins and keeps my vanity in full bloom; my beauty grows like roses in the manure you people call updates

Comments

[carlos_d]

On my friends page you're on top of Amanda Peet and that's just fucking hot. This is a totally useless comment but hey, I'm on an unannounced break.

[hurley_liz]

I will have to add Amanda now so I can enjoy being on top of her too. It was a totally useless post but I've been revived from death recently so we're even.

[carlos_d]

It was a lovely resurrection and one I'm glad to bear witness to.

[hurley_liz]

You're just another misguided soul with faith in my unproven abilities but you're beautiful so I will claim your soul along with the other ones.

[james_purefoy]

Do you despise being a bottom?

[hurley_liz]

Will you bend me over your knee if I say yes?

[james_purefoy]

Only if you'll return the favour.

[hurley_liz]

Gloved hand or bare palm? I really could deal without the callouses so I'd prefer some opera gloves, black satin if I'm to do the choosing.

[victoriabeckham]

Why am I not surprised you chose this date to come back?

[hurley_liz]

Mwahahaha, my son is named Damian, what do you expect? Darling, I missed you, wanna go for a ride on my tractor?

[alsilverstone]

Your gorgeous looks and smart ass humor are as fabulous as ever.

[hurley_liz]

Pretty, pretty girl, flattery will only get you on my good side.

[derossi]

Oh thank God.

[hurley_liz]

She'll open her arms and welcome me into heaven if I ever come up with a decent update, until then I'm stuck in this hell.