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[hurley_liz]

I cannot underestimate the lack of intelligence of the British public, in some demented escape from reason I was only voted the ninth most beautiful British woman of all time. Not even in the top five? I should move to India and be done with you foolish twits

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[hurley_liz]

There wasn't anything to read and I fail at journal maintenance almost as much as I fail at replying to comments. You're far too kind and I keep my youthful looks by drinking the blood of virgins and smoking light cigarettes.

[grant_h]

Would you come back please? I am obviously newly single and thoroughly miserable in the fake media world. Will you invite me to your wedding now? Or better yet, leave him at the alter and have a quick shag out back with me. Failing that, just come back here. You brighten up my otherwise dull existance.

[hurley_liz]

Hahaha, I love you and hate you so much for making me think I should!