Prom!?

Who wants to go with The Beast from the South East, The World Muay Tai Champion, The GREAT Joe Higashi

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I want to go home. Fuck this crazy shit. I don't want to be a bee, and I don't want to step on shadows all night. It's getting really obnoxious, someone fix it.

I have this weird urge to fly around and smell flowers... and pollinate. What the hell is going on with this place?!?!

I am so ugly and FAT. Nobody will ever like me. I just want to go and kill myself.

....DID I...THE GREAT JOE HIGASHI GET STOOD UP BY KUSANAGI!?!11!?

Did you people get hit in the head? I mean, I've had concussions before, but I kept my memory. Last time I checked, you were supposed to go to the hospital if you were kicked in the face...

...maybe all you people should go do that.

Hey Kusanagi.

Are these your tightiewhities over here? Just making sure before I throw them out the window.

Man. I've told people to get off my jock before, but this is ridiculous.

What the hell is with that earthquake and everything else.  I swear, I've been sneezing like someone's been talking smack.                 

Maaaaaaan,
     Why am I going to school again?  I can't sit still long enough to even bother going.  I think I skipped most of my classes anyway.  I'm just too old for this shit.  Seriously, maybe I should get back in teh ring instead.  I've got a championship to defend and all.