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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat ( Read more... )

It's sunny and windy. They said it was going to rain all day, but it's sunny right now. Supposed to turn cold again tomorrow. Gah! I can't wait for summer.

The kids had a "snow day" today. The roads were horrible this morning. It's the middle of March, why is it snowing!?!? I'm so ready for spring.

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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
>Joe: "Really?"
>Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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A man calls in to work.
"I can't come in today.."
The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" "
My doctor says I have Anal Gucoma."
Again the boss asks, "What's Anal Gucoma?"
"I don't see my ass coming in today"

My girls are home!! I really missed them.

Sue, on 'Survivor', was ridiculous tonight. Big, gay Richard rubbed himself on her. While disgusting, it was not a sexual assualt. Gimme a break. That was a whole lot of drama over something so inconsequential. This is just my opinion. Perhaps others have a diffentent opinion. Honestly, I feel that Sue's bikini was more traumatic than a ( Read more... )