Met with the real estate lady today. She was very nice. She said that the house didn't need much work other than a good cleaning and de-cluttering. Maybe some new carpeting in the hall. Much better than I thought. She didn't think I needed to do much painting. Sweet! I have the yard done, other than mulch. I need to plant some grass seed ( Read more... )

The kids are probably at the airport right now. They are off to Disney World for the week. I would say lucky kids, but they're travelling with the ex. I get to stay home and work on the house that I pay for, but don't live in. Pretty sweet deal, huh? The weather is gorgeous. Warm enough to ride. I hope everyone has fun this weekend.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take ( Read more... )

Life's a piece of sh!t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Just returned from dinner. We were celebrating my sister's birthday. Food was pretty good *rubbing my fat belly*. The ex took the kids to a hockey game. Free admission for Girl Scout appreciation day. I asked her to drop the kids off at the restaurant at 5:30. Naturally she didn't arrive until 5:50. I found that to be quite rude. Tardiness ( Read more... )

Valentine's Day Tips ( Read more... )

I hope everyone had a fun Valentine's Day.  Me, I just had a Saturday.  The girls and I stayed in and watched the new 'Lion King 1 1/2'.  After that we watched the Crocodile Hunter movie.  Do we know how to party or what? 

http://www.thelemming.com/lemming/issue1/dingleberries/christmas.html

The character Lloyd Dobbler(played by John Cusack) in the movie 'Say Anything', an admirable or tragic figure?

I'm driving the girls to my house this evening. A black lab decides to run right out in front of me. I slam on my brakes, tires squeal, THUMP! The stupid dog goes bouncing off the front of my van. It gets up and hobbles off, favoring a leg. I notice that the dog has a leash around it's neck. I think to myself "Whoever owns this fucking dog is ( Read more... )