something that made me annoyed today ( Read more... )

Best friends eat take-out late at night! Best friends will bitch minimally about the pervasive rubbing-alcohol smell in one's room! Best friends help each other! Best friends commiserate when asshole drunks related to mandie are asshole drunks to you! Best friends come to passover! I love my best friend!

1. How they hop from branch to branch
2. They can see me move inside, and it scares them and they all fly to the trees
3. They eat seeds
4. Funny colors and head-feathers
5. The woodpecker that pecks on the house: is he really stupid?
6. Suet feeders
7. cardinals are red.

Sometimes i worry that no one will ever procreate with me for fear the children produced would be myopic, asthmatic, narcissistic pseudo-artists with scoliosis and mild psychiatric disorders. I will grow old and die alone, and all the upsides of my genetic make-up will be lost. The trick here is to subtly convince marks, achem, i mean men, that ( Read more... )

Am an emotional wreck following an extended BuffytheVampireSlayer marathon. i realize none of you can comprehend the magic that is joss whedon's 1st triumph, but i refuse to be ashamed that watching the last episode of the 5th season (and, ok, the 1st of the 6th, and quite a couple others) will always make me cry. a lot ( Read more... )

My car got broken into thursday night. Here is what was taken ( Read more... )

to the best of my knowlege (which i suppose isnt really saying anything, but still) I have Never Once made out with someone while listening to l'Historie de Melodie Nelson. I have checked Brothers in Arms, If You're Feeling Sinister, and I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One off the list, but goddamn, serge gainsbourg has to top those. that sexy ( Read more... )

i have the bronchitis. again. ahh, to be free of respiratory infections.

its only 8 minutes into the show and Martha has already shown her impatience with all things mediocre. its subtle, but when she is explaining the particulars of the African horned melon to a pair of Texan sisters on the phone and one of them asks "kind of like a cantelope?" Martha shows her teeth very slightly. "No" she says, with a fixed smile ( Read more... )

remember when i was sick, and i posted this really morose thing about how i was sick? and then i thought i was in fact just tired? now i know i am actually ill. or perhaps i was tired then and have since fallen ill. in any event. now is the time to tell me all the nice things you were saving for a rainy day. i mean, look outside, its raining. / or ( Read more... )