So i have the vision of a 50-year-old, the back of a senior citizen, and the attention span of a hyperactive toddler.

My awsome cousin Virgil is now on Myspace. friend him, he is so so rad.

Virgil Chink! Virgil Boom! Virgil OOh!

i just finished eating what feels like a pound and a half of steak. I had gotten off the computer where i had been clicking mindlessly through pages and pages of Vice "do's and dont's" to go downstairs and have a little snack. see, i got up at 10:30, and have already eaten a two egg-two cheese omlette and a large bowl of vanilla ice cream with ( Read more... )

/i get a fair number of suitors, they just seem to pop up every now and then, and after various attempts at wooing the lydia, they either give up and become my friends, or they fade off into awkward-wave-when-see-socially territory. ive recieved a few mix tapes, drinks, compliments. last night though, would definetly be the first time anyone has ( Read more... )

i am in the market for a new brand of self-destructiveness. alcoholism, drug addiction, and cutting are all out. id love to hear any and all ideas. im hoping that whatever i eventually pick will be both satisfying and enjoyable on some level and it should make people feel sorry for me, and assume i am a deep and troubled person. thank you in ( Read more... )

i love love love my band.
we are playing on/ thursday at the DAAC../ and you all must come

note:
i am not responsible for any/one's self-harm.

so, fuck that.

"meant to be"

i am in girl-crush with irene, cause we can rap aesop rock together.

am attempting to beat strange aura of depression with procciutto, coffee, and a lot of green courderoy, which is just loving being turned into a skirt. the key really is always productivity.

you must go to this web site, because it is amazing and beautiful.

my favorites are EricG, because of the seductive way he eats the string cheese and also DJ, because of the music and how he is so obviously trying not to swollow the SPAM.

apparently there is a fennec fox-sized hole in my heart. imagine a tiny (2-4lbs) creature with the sofftest of plush fur, the largest of darling ears and the bushiest of adorable tails. how imagine that it is super-friendly (" They may bother other pets in the household, if only because fennec foxes will want to play with them all the time.") even ( Read more... )

did anyone know i have an evil twin? her name is eve, and apparently she looks just like me except blonde. and trashy-hippy dressed. ive met her. i dont think we look anything alike. she has these ridiculously high cheekbones and a far-too heart-shaped face. anyway, some of her friends were at mulligans last night, and though i had forgotton she ( Read more... )

so my therapist told me yesterday that the waking lydia is just a facade to mask the bitter truth that i am convinced that the only way for my life to be worthwil/e is the creation of art, and since i am also convinced that i am not capabl/e of creating anything great, i am doomed to my constant nightmares of futility and hopelessness and that ( Read more... )