LJIdol S11 - Week 19 - "I can't get calm"

[hwango]

Memo to all employees

Comments

[tonithegreat]

Heh. Good stuff. Those employees dreaming of electric sheep just need to sleep less and work more. Everything will be fine.

[hwango]

Glad you enjoyed it. And yes, I'm sure everything will be fine. Management would never lie to us. = )

[banana_galaxy]

Oh man. If I was a person in a workplace reading this as an actual memo, I would not be put at ease at all! It just kept escalating!

[hwango]

But everything is so reassuring! We just have to trust in the tiger and everything will be fine! = )

[favoritebean]

As always, your stories are so well written. I can actually imagine that some person at HR or at least someone in middle management would actually write a memo like this. It brings a smile to my face. Well done.

[hwango]

Always happy to bring smiles - glad you enjoyed it!

[flipflop_diva]

This is hilarious. Seems like a super great company to work for. Unless you're maybe one of those 3-4 robots that think you're human, but what are the chances of that??

[hwango]

Beep boop!