Sometimes I wonder how much easier it would be if I was one of those toolbag dudebros who drank their problems away and fucked girls and then left them. I wonder what it's like to not feel anything.
it wouldnt be easier at all. youd go through life, or college for that matter, with the feeling like you were missing something. drinking when there is something bothering you magnifies the hurt and you wake up feeling the exact same, only with a hang over.
Yeah, and then you would feel even worse about yourself when the feelings came back the next day after all that selling out you had just done. you have friends that are here for you, Jeff.
it would be easier, just sayin'. that's why we hate them so much, because they are such pieces of shit that take away good girls just because of how hot they look in a crucial pair of flipflops and that popped collar on that pink shirt or how hard they like to party. they can 'get fucked up and do some fucked up shit' and wake up and not feel a thing. AND on top of all that, they're good christians too. they can drink, smoke, fuck, get 'tore up and be the shittiest person to multiple girls and STILL manage to save their soul just as long as they're in church on sunday morning. pretty cool huh? i'd rather be called a "straightedge douchebag" than dudebro any day.
1. You don't have to be a "toolbag dudebro" to drink away your problems.
2. Sometimes the girl fucks you and leaves.
3. Sometimes, just sometimes, you get fucked up and have sex with someone. Then the both of you realize it was a mistake. Then you don't want to talk, because talking = confrontation of your internecine mistake = admitting you fucked up in a serious way. And then sometimes, *just fucking sometimes*, you have a really shitty break-up and you try to compensate for your inadequacy issues (did she leave because I'm a lousy fuck? A drunk? An insensitive asshole?) by going out, purposefully getting shitty (because it's an easy way to cope, and yes, it's a cop-out, and yes, everyone deserves the easy way out once in a while) and purposefully making bad decisions re: your sex life and possibly your personal safety. Life happens. You'll figure this out as you get older. (You can take that as the "jaded old man" comment if you want, and disregard the whole statement -- try this instead: take this
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1. You don't have to be a "toolbag dudebro" to drink away your problems.
2. Sometimes the girl fucks you and leaves.
3. Sometimes, just sometimes, you get fucked up and have sex with someone. Then the both of you realize it was a mistake. Then you don't want to talk, because talking = confrontation of your internecine mistake = admitting you fucked up in a serious way. And then sometimes, *just fucking sometimes*, you have a really shitty break-up and you try to compensate for your inadequacy issues (did she leave because I'm a lousy fuck? A drunk? An insensitive asshole?) by going out, purposefully getting shitty (because it's an easy way to cope, and yes, it's a cop-out, and yes, everyone deserves the easy way out once in a while) and purposefully making bad decisions re: your sex life and possibly your personal safety. Life happens. You'll figure this out as you get older. (You can take that as the "jaded old man" comment if you want, and disregard the whole statement -- try this instead: take this ( ... )
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get on the god damn bandwagon, asshole
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