I fail at being a housewife

[hyperchinchilla]

So I got the email for the this friday's MOPS (Mother's of preschoolers, though really it's mother of newborns through kindergarten), and found out that on friday we will be covering the ever exciting topic of ... wait for it ... Thanksgiving Table Setting Etiquette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh, and making a papercraft turkey centerpiece

Comments

[cuteocelot]

Table setting etiquette?! That sounds DREADFUL. I think you found the most boring ladies club EVAR. What is this... the 1940's?

[boredlizzie]

Hey, I know! You could make darling silverware rings out of old scrunchies, and then make place setting cards that have (in fancy script of course) messages like these:
"Sit your ass here!"
"What, you need a card to tell you where to sit? How retarded ARE you?"
"We gave you 2 wine glasses 'cause you drink a lot :)"
"It's the seat that says "Badass Motherfucker" on it!"

[cuteocelot]

Thumbs up!