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[hyperdepression]

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

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[crappy_bassest]

I read that yesturday its hilarious. Gimmie a cal if you guys get together again he number is 4339.

[badstang]

that is hilarious!!!!!!

[dukesewell]

Hi there! I saw your entry in the runners community, and sorta wandered on over...hope you don't mind terribly. :)

Anyway, these are great. I do, however, like the Jack Bauer facts even more.

For instance:

When Jack Bauer learned that his daughter Kim had lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

and

One time Jack Bauer lost his car keys. he spent the next 30 minutes torturing himself untill he gave up the location of the keys.

Annnnyway, this was a random note. Hope you have a fine week. See ya around on runners!

-Jon

[dukesewell]

lol Those were awesome...I'd never heard those

And I dont mind...although you're missing the best stuff cause its almost all friendsonly :P

Anyway...Happy Running!

[hyperdepression]

Sorry that last one was from me :)