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[hyperioncruxis]

Very funny. Whatever bastard stole them wants my Hyperion up their ass.

If you think this is some April Fool's joke, you're in your fucking dreams.

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[tastesliketurky]

That sounds mildly erotic, yo.

[hyperioncruxis]

Whatever you're smoking, I don't want any.

[tastesliketurky]

You're the one that wants to stick their hyperion up someone's ass.

[hyperioncruxis]

Geez, are you beneath figures of speech or something?

[wolf_shot]

Yours too? Seems like whoever did this was...mighty thorough.