I was asking some girl ('least I think it was a girl) if she knew how much the school weighs. I wasn't expecting a straight answer. I actually got an answer. Dunno if it's right or not, but Hyde. How am I supposed to use these lines when I'm shot down 'fore I even begin?

Way back when, I was a lil' runt startin' out at Galbadia. I remember I was stuck with my first roommate in those damn dorms...well, doesn't matter. But one day there was this shakin', this relentless poundin' coming from the hall which made me think the damn place was coming down ( Read more... )

You know, wakin' up one morning to find that I had a damned monkey tail was bad enough, but now that it's gone again I find that I'm kinda missing having it around. It was useful. Made it real easy to grab things without people knowin', even if I had to do some drastic things to keep from sheddin' all over the damn place ( Read more... )

...earlier today I told some girls, "My tail ain't the only part of my body which perked up when I saw you."

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It didn't work so well. Damn these hips.

Hey, Sefie!

I picked up something for you from Junes. Hope you like it.

There's some things which just ain't right being seen on the human body.

Hyne. First night here and I'm already failin' with the girls. I like making people laugh as much as the next man, but...well, not like I know anyone 'round here. Doubt any of them would let it go. But not like I'd have to worry about that, this is mighty far from Garden ( Read more... )