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[wolf_shot]

I was asking some girl ('least I think it was a girl) if she knew how much the school weighs. I wasn't expecting a straight answer. I actually got an answer. Dunno if it's right or not, but Hyde. How am I supposed to use these lines when I'm shot down 'fore I even begin?

Comments

[ethereal_sage]

I don't think I understand how asking the weight of a school can be a pick up line. What am I missing here?

[wolf_shot]

Well, normally I'd follow up with something like, "Enough to break the ice! I'm Irvine, and you are?" Couldn't do it this time, what with getting an answer back.

[ethereal_sage]

Oh! That's kinda clever, actually. Well, at least you tried, right? You're not the type easily gotten down. Not really. I'm rooting for you!

[wolf_shot]

Hey, 'preciate that, Rin. Well, 'least it keeps life interesting.

[bluemagicseed]

You really are something else, Irvine.

[wolf_shot]

A man's gotta have his hobbies. Not like I told 'em, "I went through Time Compression and I saw that you and I met...in bed." (Not like they'd know what Time Compression damn well means.)

[bluemagicseed]

You need a better hobby.

[wolf_shot]

...maybe so, but I can't really indulge in my usual hobbies 'round these parts.

[getwithaprince]

How much school weighs? That sounds lame from the start.

[wolf_shot]

Yeah. I could say "I've got a long hard weapon and it's loaded with pulse ammo: you wanna take a look?" but even I know that isn't the best of ideas.

[getwithaprince]

...That would only work on guys. A girl would slap you in the face.

[wolf_shot]

...I noticed that.

[maybe_a_leo]

...Irvine. Maybe you should try saying "Hello" first..

[wolf_shot]

But Squally! What's the fun in that?