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FUCK WRITING. HAHA I LOVE IRONY

This website is just too sad ( Read more... )

So the string on my sweatpants broke... and it was hanging down in the back. I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom, naturally urination has become quite routine so I didnt think about it too much. Everything was just fine until i looked down and realized the cord hanging from my pants had been micturated all over by yours truly. How many people ( Read more... )

I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN ALIVE! Can I getta hallelujah?! OKay Thanks! I have a 4.0! Suck my wanker Davis Senior High I finally beat the system. Also I am going to really miss Emily because I'll go more than a day without seeing her. She's so SMART have fun at Northwestern pookie! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAH AHA HAHAH AHAHHA HAHAH AHAHAHHA ( Read more... )

So today my health teacher asks me what happens to a fetus when a pregnant woman drinks? and of course instead of yelling out Fetal Alcohol syndrome, i yelled out FECAL alcohol syndrome, and nobody laughed.

Wackiness: 60/100 ( Read more... )

Today in brass quintet we played this song called, "DIE Bangyoursisterlater" by anonymous.

I amon too much accine because iforgotit wasa sleep inday and i am freakingout because i came to school at 7 20!!!!! I wanted to be early buti realized half way here that i was too early and now i am ferakingout !!!!!CAFFINE oh manmymath calss will hateme ihave to be qwuiet inthe library but i am hqavinga major whackattack! I cant do anything!! Im ( Read more... )

So this is very overdue...but my birthday was definitely my favorite birthday ever. EVER! It started out with Emily,Emily's shrine mobile, then muffins, then Morgan, then late to class (oops), Emily writing me a happy birthday note for 3rd period, lunch was great, I can't remember it at all. I know I liked it! Oh well. Then band was happy. Then i ( Read more... )